Death by Cheese! or “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing and then didn’t shit for a week.”

May 17th, 2010
Written by Joe | Contact this author


So I just ate one of the most amazing cheese pizzas ever. Behold!

Note the ring of cardboard stained by delicious grease.

That’s a medium Domino’s pizza on their hand-tossed crust. It has extra cheese (duh), white sauce, cheddar cheese, shredded provolone, shredded parmesan, and feta.

Eating it was like dying and going to Cheese Heaven, but then waking up in bed next to a very satisfied dairy cow.

Has it really been that long?

April 13th, 2010
Written by Joe | Contact this author


Well folks, it’s been just over 6 months since our last blog entry, and with the staggering levels of inactivity we’re seeing here, not a damn person cares.  Many of you (Big Critique Staff Members) ask yourselves “Why was it created?”  There’s a simple answer for this: We don’t know.  However, now that I’ve broken my blog cherry all over this post, maybe we’ll see some more regular posts.  Maybe we won’t.  Only time will tell.

Two Words About Modern Warfare 2

November 11th, 2009
Written by Jason | Contact this author


Silenced Shotgun

First Blog Post!

November 4th, 2009
Written by Jason | Contact this author


Hello everybody!  This is the first post of the new Big Critique Blog, and is (obviously) little more than a test post.  We’ll use this area to post shorter thoughts that aren’t necessarily reviews, or other random things that we don’t need taking up space on the main page.  I recently (finally) got the chance to see Zombieland.  I don’t know if I’ll be writing a review, but if you haven’t see it, know this:  it’s amazing!  Part zombie movie, part road trip movie.  Also, I don’t care who you are, but if you’re not absolutely in love with Emma Stone, we’re not friends anymore.

Lost Highway