This new launch trailer is, in my opinion, the best Rockstar has released thus far. I suppose it makes sense to save the best for last, as they say. And I imagine this will be the last video released, save for the half hour long (!) trailer that’s premiering this Saturday.
I’m so excited, I kind of feel like I’m gonna throw up.
It’s a good thing I strapped on some Depends before pressing the play button! Oooh boy!
So does that mean you’ll be mounting up next week to help me hunt cougars with knives?! Using knives that is… not cougars WITH knives. That’d be crazy.
Now watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wmTv2nqTHo
@Jason: So there AREN’T cougars with knives? LAME. I don’t think I want to buy this game anymore.
@Dave: Terrible. I remember seeing something about this a while ago… the concept is too disturbing for me. As desensitized as I am to gore just the concept of this gives me the willies like Ripley’s used to when I was really young. Not a good feeling.
Gabe, if you’re talking about attractive older women wielding cutlery, I’m certain the game has that somewhere.
On a related note, I’m so excited about this game that I vomit rainbows every time I think about it, and with only ~12 hours to go, that’s a lot. This place is positively brimming with technicolor sunshine, which is admittedly odd.
I’m in love with this game. I have not seen any cougars with knifes yet, though I have tried killing cougars with a knife.
@Joe - When will I get to see your review full of vomit and rainbows?
Here you go:
The game is flawless except for one thing: the ending. In an effort to not spoil anything for the people who haven’t finished it, it was a bit lackluster for me. However, not enough to spoil the rest of the game. I give it a +9.
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