What’s up, internet? Anybody remember the Double Dragon cartoon? No? Me neither. But it appears to be one of the worst cartoons ever made. Check it out.
Voice acting! I love how they’re always on the verge of being totally out of breath. Apparently the creators of this masterpiece took it upon themselves to create their own Wilhelm Scream with their patented “ooooohhnoooo!” Also, was that baby seriously born with a magic tattoo? Awesome! If you don’t want to watch the whole video, or you just want to relive some of your favorite (read: our favorite) moments from the show, we’ve included this handy soundboard (in the traditional soundboard appearance of looking just-awful), both embedded below, and available for download. Yes, it’s an .exe, no it’s not a virus. Or is it…? No, it isn’t.
Also be sure to check out Vertexguy, the badass, jamming to the actual Double Dragon theme song:
Absolutely brilliant.
I didn’t make it past minute two, sorry but that just destroyed a part of my childhood
Psh. Which part? Double Dragon was a large influence on you? I really lost all muster half way through typing that, when I realized, it certainly did on me.
LOL did you notice that in the animation with the guys and their glowey claws… that their claws are bacwards half the time
H’can this be?! Sometimes I miss the shoddy animation of the late 80s early 90s, before everything became CG.