Recent Misc. Reviews

A&W Root Beer Barrel Candy Tea

This article is less about a product on the market than about a brilliant new root beer tea of my own invention. For brave readers I promise a transporting multi-sensory experience not to be forgotten. The timid among you should retreat now, while there’s not yet shame in doing so. Now that I weeded out the cowards, what I’m going to have you cool... [Read more of this review]

Rollo De Koko

Rollo De Koko: Mysterious Coconut Candy. The other day in the gas station I frequently stop at for sub-par, but very cheap coffee, I spotted a pile (yes, they weren’t even in a box) of what looked like tubes of wax wrapped in plastic. It turns out they were some kind of coconut product. For fifty cents, I couldn’t resist. I added it to... [Read more of this review]

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Nic's Unholy Army of Songs

Wonderful Life by Black

Sometimes you hear a song, and it’s the best song in the universe. You play it all the time, you set it as your morning alarm, you wake up to it, you go to bed with it. For months you don’t... [Read more of this review]

Shut It Tight by T-Bone Burnett

Sometimes it’s hard to know where a song’s going but easy to enjoy the ride. T-Bone Burnett’s “Shut It Tight” delivers bluegrass music performed at a driven tempo, almost rambling in its pretty... [Read more of this review]

Toys by XTC

XTC is a band that can stretch one metaphor through an entire song without breaking it. A metaphor in their care will carefully expand and mature, as if they hold some secret patent on a kind of magical... [Read more of this review]

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